Possible ratings
Distinguished Pixel Connoisseur
No notes. Literally none. You have taste.
Suspiciously Competent
Wait, did a human actually make this?
Aggressively Mediocre
It works. That's the nicest thing we can say.
Discombobulating at Best
We're not sure what's happening, but something is.
Egregious AI Slop
Your site looks like ChatGPT sneezed on a template.
What you get
Permanent badge
A unique URL for your site's rating that never expires.
Embeddable widget
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Cryptographic proof
JWT-signed and tamper-proof. Anyone can verify.
Bragging rights
Or a reality check. Depends on the rating.