The Slop Factory

Slop Review
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We analyze your website and give it an official design rating. Embed the badge. Let the world know where you stand.

Possible ratings

Distinguished Pixel Connoisseur

No notes. Literally none. You have taste.

Suspiciously Competent

Wait, did a human actually make this?

Aggressively Mediocre

It works. That's the nicest thing we can say.

Discombobulating at Best

We're not sure what's happening, but something is.

Egregious AI Slop

Your site looks like ChatGPT sneezed on a template.

What you get

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A unique URL for your site's rating that never expires.

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Cryptographic proof

JWT-signed and tamper-proof. Anyone can verify.

Bragging rights

Or a reality check. Depends on the rating.